Elijah Man: The Clone Returns: Part one: THE KITTEN!

And now the moment you've all been waiting for! The amazing! The awesome and very handsome I must admit, ELIJAH MAN!!! season 2. 

Warning: may contain kittens!

Previously on Elijah Man... The Secret six have disbanded and Elijah Man and Agent Black are looking for new additions to their team. They find two other heroes Hulk Brayden and Bat Traylon. They call their new team S.L.O.S.H (Secret League Of Super Heroes). And lived happily ever after...

2 YEARS LATER

“Alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm clock!” went Elijah Man's alarm clock at 6am. “Ahh another super day of being suprely super and saving cats and stuff,” said Elijah Man as he makes up his bed “Yap nothing like being a super hero”. Just then Elijah’s Mum comes in with a surprised look on her face.

“Umm honey... you know you're not really a superhero right?” she asked.

“Ohh um of course I was just playing pretend with Balin. Right Blain?” Elijah said glaring at Balin, Elijah Man’s superhero brother.

“Ya what ever,” Balins said as He puts his jacket on.

“Where are you to off to?” she said as they opened the door.

“Ohh we're going over to Cam’s to play video games,” Elijah said back.

“Ok then, be back by lunch,” .

“Sure Mum see soon,”.

As soon as they walked out the door the two brothers ran round the side of the house and into the shed. “To the Elijah cave,” Elijah Man said as he unlocked the secret passage to the underground base. Balin Man rolled his eyes and followed him into the base. “Hi ya’ll,” Elijah said as he walked into the room. 
“I AM BAT Traylan!” Bat Traylan called from the bathroom. 
“Ellooo,” Brayden said over the sound of Gummy Wars (the best show ever) on TV. Just then the alarm went off. The S.L.O.S.H ran over to the computer to check it out. 
“OH NO!” called Agent Black “THERE’S A KITTEN STUCK IN A TREE.... ON A FARM!”
“THAT’S HORRIBLE!” Elijah screamed back. Balin rolled his eyes. 
“I AM BAT Traylan!” yelled Bat Traylan. 
"LETS GO!" called Brayden Hulk.
“OK” they all shout back.
“TO THE ELIJAH MOBILE!” Elijah yells.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Elijah Man 2014

Ok so some of you might remember my story of Elijah man. But for those that haven't here are some of the things he's done. Given powers by the  awesome god awe, fought an evil clone, Destroyed? his arch nemesis, beat his nemesis's Afro clone army, and teamed up with a bunch of other of his class mate hero's. And now I'm ready for season 2. if you would like to be a part of the new super hero team please say so in the comments or email me (elijah1tgc@parkvale.school.nz). Here are some photos from last years Elijah man.

Elijah man and his evil clone

Elijah man

Afro clone army

Elijah mans super hero team the secret 7

Elijah man season 2 trailer

Elijah man season 2 is coming!


Elijah Man Season 2 from Room16 Parkvale on Vimeo.

Elijah Man 3 part 1,2 and 3

Here is the next Elijah Man story. it might not be two exiting but it's a build up to the next exciting funny and kind of crazy Elijah Man. With a bit of romance (just kidding). This sadly the last Elijah Man but it's a good one.

Part 1

The secret seven landed softly on the floor all except zach that is who let go of his allies leg too soon and face planted. They all flopped on the couch. ‘That was tiring” said thunderskull. “Ya it’s not everyday you fight an evil clone” Master Zebhdiyah. “You got that right” zach said as he hit the cloning machine with a hammer and it exploded in his face. Elijah and Tyrone picked up the clone machine and put in a room full of dynamite. “Goodbye my creation” zach sobbed. “Stop crying and blow it up!” Captain D yelled.

Bleep Bleep went the siren. The Secret seven ran to the computer. “Yass” whispered zach. “BLOW IT UP!” Dylan yelled. The secret seven looked at the security footage it was the camera was blurry and they couldn’t see anything. Suddenly an explosion came from the main room. “About time Zach” Elijah yelled. “Wasn’t Me?” Zach replied. Suddenly 10 tropers crashed through the roof. “You’ve got a new project zach” Thunder skull squeaked. “I can see that!” zach screamed. They were all were grey except for one. He was wearing orange and stood taller than the others. “That Must be the leader” Zeb whispered. The troopers that had attacked zach walked in with a large sack. that seemed to have something in it BANG! They were out cold and the troopers put them in the sack.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Part 2

Last time on Elijah man:

The secret seven’s break in alarm sounded and the heros raced to answer the call but the spy cam was down and they could not get a visual on the intruders. Suddenly 10 troopers smashed through the ceiling they were surrounded. Elijah man and the rest of the secret seven were attacked by the the troopers and stuffed in a sack.

This time:

The secret seven started to gain consciousness and found themselves in a huge cell with laser bars. Outside of the cell there were thousands of newspaper clippings with Elijah man’s face on the front stuck to a clip board. Some were torn and some had mustaches on them. “HEY!” cried Elijah man “that's super hero abuse”. Beside the clipboard was a dartboard with Elijah man’s face on it. There were dart’s all over it. “This guy must have something against me”,Elijah man said. “Yes Elijah I do” said a voice. “How do you know my name" Elijah man said. Well it’s kind of obvious You're names Elijah man. “Good point” said Elijah man “who are you any way?”. “How Could you not remember me you can’t have cut me from the story. I’m Vince Rao or as you like to call me vice”. “Oh now I remember my old second in command” ,said Elijah “You were always the in second place. I always did think you would go insane”. “Hey there's no need to rub it in” Vince replied. “Wait” ,said Master Zebhdiyah “Vince Rao was was. our first bad guy”. “Wait you tried to shot me in the head!” Elijah grunted. “you were holding me kind of tight” Vince replied  “oh well time to meet your doom. this is the last you will see of the Vinceanator. This is the last you will see of any thing!!!! Vince prest a red button on the wall the layer started to shake. “you know you're stuck in here to right”  Elijah man said. “Oops!” ,Vince gulped.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Part 3

Beeping, Beeping, Beeping went the alarm as Vinces hind out started to collapse. “Who designed that alarm” ,said Elijah man. “I did Vince said hanging his head in shame. “Were all going to die” ,sobbed Vince. “ Well you might but we can teleport” said Zeb see he held out his Teleport watch. “Oh yeah” Captain d replied. “The Cell neutralises all tech inside it” Vince sniveled. “Well then open the cage and we'll take you with us” Elijah man said. "How do I know you won’t put me in jail after” Vince sniffed. “you don’t” Elijah man said smiling. Then no I won’t” Vince Said shaking his head. “fine we’ll do it ourselves” Elijah man groaned he tapped on one of the troops shoulders he turned around and Elijah man punched him in the face. He grabbed his hand and held it up to the scanner, the cell door opened and the secret seven ran out. The epic battle against Elijah man and Vince began. Vince pulled a lightning sword from his pocket. And Elijah man created some rock nun chucks with his elemental powers. “Charge!” Vince yelled as he and his troops ran towards him. “I have no idea how to use these!” Elijah man said charging back. There was a punch there a punch here. A kick and a chop. at one stage Elijah man tripped one of the clones and he went rolling in to Zach. Elijah man was starting to get tired he decided to  unleash the the ultimate awesomeness. “Get out of here” He said to the others “Go”. “No, I won’t leave you” agent black yelled. “Go” Elijah man yelled “ just go". the secret seven flew off and Elijah man was alone with Vince and a pile of unconscious troops. He took a deep breath and unleashed the Power! The Hideout could not take the pressure and collapsed.

Back at Base the rest of the secret six hang their heads in sadness. “Do you think he’s alive” Tyrone said. “He was so young!” zach yelled and started to cry. It was all over or was it. They heard the elevator coming down. A man stepped out Elijah man? ,Zeb said. “No I’m the cable guy” Elijah man’s over their they looked around and saw Elijah man waving in the corner. Elijah man it’s you! “Does no one care that you forgot to pay the bill” The cable man moaned. “NO!” they growled. “Super heros” The cable guy muttered

The End.

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Elijah Man And the Evil Twin the final chapther

Sadly the final chapter of the Evil twin here. But hay Here there's always the next Elijah man story. Please comment

Last time:

The Secret Seven were zapped to the edge of the galaxy by the evil clone. Elijah man managed to shape shift into a super jet and they were about to leave when...

This time:

Elijah man got some kind of weird feeling and looked up he saw a huge asteroid heading straight for them and guess who was riding it like surfboard. It was THE CLONE! There he is Elijah man yelled as he transformed back into himself He demanded his power to shape shift into the strongest thing it could. Suddenly Elijah was in a huge power suit. “Awesome!” he said and raced towards the clone BAAM!, “the clone takes a punch to the face but returns with a double handed uppercut” yells Zach as The clone and Elijah man faced off against the clone. “Zach stop commentating and help me” Elijah yelled. “Right” Zach yelled and tried to take off but then he remembered he couldn't fly and just fired his guns at the clone. He hit Elijah Mans power suit and that rebounded and almost hit him. At least he was trying. Elijah man punched and punched and the clone punched and punched. Their powers could not keep up and they suddenly stopped and fell.

Master Tyrone rushed over and grabbed Elijah Man. And put him on the asteroid. “How are we going to get home?!” Zach yelled “Elijah is out and I don’t think any of us learnt how to shape shift in 5 minutes!”. The toilet floated past slowly. Zach smiled. Splash Elijah  suddenly became conscious. “What happened?” he said “why am I so wet?”. Elijah man looked over at the empty toilet and he instantly knew. “ZAAAAAACH!”. Zach run but Elijah stretched his hand and slapped the Man out of him (not like he had any). “Where's the clone?” Elijah a man asked “Is he dead?”. “Well if you slapped him like that then yes” Moaned Zach rubbing his face. “Well then lets go home” And everyone but Zach who clung onto Elijah mans foot flew back towards earth.

Meanwhile in the darkest corner of space came a shriek.

THE END?...

Elijah man 2 Chapter 2

The 2nd chapter is here. This is one of the funnest Elijah Man post yet! 

WARNING 
People with a low
sense of humor you
 will not get this.
AT ALL!
Well maybe a bit. 

Last time:

Elijah was stuck as Zach’s lab rat for his cloning machine. Zach's device actually cloned Elijah and our heroes were shocked to see that Zach had done it. The clone turned out to be evil and left for Master Tyrone and Captain D's house. The secret seven battle the terrible twin. But Then...

This time:

The clone eyes grew dark and a beam shot at them it hit the toilet, the toilet evaporated and a fountain of water sprung out from the pipes below. Zach started to laugh he was zapped too and went to join the toilet. “Zach, Noooooooo!!!”, yelled Thunder Skull and was zapped as well and “That leaves five”, Said Captain D. The clone didn't like that so he zapped Dylan too. “So”, Tyrone hardly finished his sentence when he got zapped. “Don’t say anything”, Zeb whisperer and you guessed it, he got zapped. the two remaining hero's  Agent Black and Elijah Man ran for the door but they also got zapped.

When the hero's woke they were floating in a strange black sky, a flock of strange birds flew past, There was an old guy asking about leprechaun And a trumpet playing by itself. “Where on earth are we” called Zach “we’re not on earth” said Elijah man “we’re at the corner of space” “you mean the place that you can’t get back from unless you have a super jet” Cam said. “That's the one said the old man “and I don’t think you gonna find a super jet round er'e”.  “Who needs a super jet when you have shape shifting for a power” said Elijah man as he transformed into a super jet. The superheroes piled in. “shotgun” called Tyrone as dived for the controllers seat, “WHAT!” The jedi yelled when he sat down “WHERE ARE THE CONTROLS” “Controls!” said Elijah “not with you six in here you’ll crash me And yes I can see you nodding. The secret six raced back towards earth when...